you once was my night in shining armer,

now you are the black knight,

running around coursing pain and misery,

i loved you and trusted you,

you just broke my heart and jumped on the remaining pieces 

lokimakesbitcheskneel:

thedecemberchild:

strangestwords:

peoplewitheyes:

tsunofabitch:

deduced-and-vindicated:

A message from the birthday boy.

“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”

i like how he just talks about sex

and then cats.

ok.

robert must have lost a bet with the devil. now every mention of sex must be followed with themention of kittens

sex and then kittens.

Robert Downey Jr is literally tumblr

sex and cats is tumblr. we are his target audience for this message. clearly.

omg this man.

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via ohthedappernessofme)

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